Ugly Monkey

Hello everyone

My daddy is being very nice to me and has changed my blog address for further information and to keep in touch please view

http://littlemonkey.blog.co.uk/

Keep in touch

Eva

No space left for pictures. currently sunning myself in lands of grotty. While it is 2 degrees back home it is 25 here. Have been swimming several times, which is fun, but VERY tiring. Food is the same as back home - not allowed any local food (or beer). Keep going to different restaurants and making myself centre of attention (daddy says I am just shouting - he now calls me Satan - and mummy Satan's little helper). Many cats everywhere - one has sat on my knee.

Only a few days left

S, SLH and Mark

Look how ugly I am getting....

I can sit (not on command like the dog)

I can eat banana (Ugly Monkey) but make a mess

Have not been allowed to update my blog recently as my horrid parents have taken away my internet access after an incident with horrid daddy's credit card... Have been going to Parties this week although my horrid mummy keeps coming along as well and cramping my style. Went to a Birthday party and got to play with balloons and got some glasses (see photo) and today have been to fireworks party - which was fun, and I think I am going to be a pyromaniac when I grow up - fire looks like fun. The fireworks were noisy, but at least I got to play outside, unlike the evil cats, who have been locked inside for bad behaviour. When I got to the fireworks party I got taken away from my horrid parents by a nice person in the village, unfortunately she gave me back at the end of the evening. Must try harder to get a nice home.

Have not been allowed to update this for sometime, so just to let you know that I am eating like a pig (thats genetics for you), currently weight about 4.5Kgs. I sometimes allow my evil parents to sleep - for at least 10 hours at a time - if they choose not to sleep during that time it is hardly my fault is it. Speaking is not going so well, nor is walking, but I can pull my horrid mothers hair. I do smile (not at my horrid father) but they are not given out freely. The evil cats still torment me, and sleep on all my things if given the chance - the evil ginger tabby one even uses me as a pillow - tail pulling revenge being stored up until I can chase the little gits. Spent last weekend meeting other babies - am still ugly, but not as noisy as them.

I need to get heavier than these cats as soon as possible they have no respect and the sooner  I can drag them off my bed by their tails the better. Another week doing nothing but eating and sleeping. My horrid father says that I do less to earn my living than the cats - aparently they catch their own food - stupid fools, all they need to do is sit and scream and it gets brought to you.

I am getting fed up with this weighing nonsense all they ever seam to be concerned about is my weight - it is enough to give a girl a complex. Aparently I am now 6lb 4oz

I continue to get bigger and now weigh 2.14Kg. My horrid parents have both tormented me all week although the horrid man is going back to work next week. The animals continue to hassle me - they share my bed, my car seat and, play mat and chair - I will start pulling their tails as soon as I get fast enough - I can already pull my horrid mums hair. I have walked the dog most days, despite the weather - why they think I nned to help with the chores is beyond me

I went to the pub as well and saw lots of people, was not allowed beer, the horrid man says I have to wait until I can lift a pint

Here are some pictures of me and other random people who torment me

Today my cousins came to visit - they are both much bigger than me, but I managed to stay awake as much as possible, I am quite tired now. The big one was allowed roast beef but I was not allowed

nmy tyhpoingh hgasz got worse now that my horrid dad is making me do it myself now that I am home.

Home is not as nice as before, the cats have no respect and I sleep in a horrid bed, no clear plastic sides. At least the monsters removed my tube before they got rid of me. I have still got bigger despite having less food and I take it all from a bottle now. My horrid mum is struggling to keep up.

I stopped my horrid mum from sleeping last night in hospital - I will have to try both of them tonight

Now weigh 1.92 Kg (4.4lbs) and the monsters are intent on getting rid of me and forcing me to go home with the horrid parents. They have both stuffed that horrid tube up my nose in the last few days - just wait until I am a teenager....