Ugly Monkey

In response to:Evicted

2007-07-12T22:39:48+02:00

Hi Eva,

great that you finally managed to escape. I am Tom, you are a baby and I am a big boy! My mum says I have to look after you. Now you are free, you will see it takes no time to make everybody do what you want. It is really easy: you smile when they look at you, if they don't do what you want you just start to whine, if they still don't do what you want, scream as loud as you can. Piece of cake! Grandparents are especially easy! Cats are much trickier than people, just suck up to them till you are big enough to kick them out of your bed. I will help you.
See you soon.

Tom

In response to:Evicted

2007-07-12T22:10:46+02:00

Glad to hear you are home Eva Jennifer. Get those lazy parents working properly now. I have it on good authority that you have total control at present. Never let them believe otherwise. By the way when are you free to come and do some work on our toilet cistern and underfloor heating, cash in hand cut out the horrid parent taking his introduction fee. Big love.

J & C

In response to:Food

2007-07-09T09:21:18+02:00

Dear Eva,

you better start eating properly soon. Take it from Auntie Renate: Food is great! Your parents love food and they are both great cooks (yes, even your horrible Dad!)
Life is much more fun outside the hospital and you will be running around with the other monsters causing trouble no time.

Renate, Clara, Lucie, Thilo and Tom

In response to:Childhood Obesity

2007-07-07T16:49:11+02:00

Dear Eva, so glad that you are doing so well and loved your last photo shoot. Hope that the parents are behaving well and letting you out of prison a bit more now that you have grown. lots of love
GAL